Bad pun of the day

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I dedicate this one to my buddy :iconrubenr-s: (Formerly Drone-Goon) because I know bad puns makes him cringe.

Long ago in Egypt, one of the Pharaoh's servants was busy sweeping the floor of the palace. Suddenly, another, younger servant came running.
"You have to help me!" the young servant said, out of breath. "I think his majesty the Pharaoh has gone mad!"
"What makes you think so?" asked the first servant.
"Well, we were walking along the riverside, when suddenly without warning he jumped into the water! And now he's just sitting there! I try to tell him 'Please, your majesty get out of the water' but he only responds with 'I am NOT in in the water, what are you talking about?!' and the likes. As I said, I think he's gone mad!"
The first servant just smiled and said: "Oh, that. Don't worry about his highness, he's just
in The Nile."


Have a fun weekend, everybody.
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Thanks pal. Cringe achieved.