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I dedicate this one to my buddy (Formerly Drone-Goon) because I know bad puns makes him cringe.
Long ago in Egypt, one of the Pharaoh's servants was busy sweeping the floor of the palace. Suddenly, another, younger servant came running.
"You have to help me!" the young servant said, out of breath. "I think his majesty the Pharaoh has gone mad!"
"What makes you think so?" asked the first servant.
"Well, we were walking along the riverside, when suddenly without warning he jumped into the water! And now he's just sitting there! I try to tell him 'Please, your majesty get out of the water' but he only responds with 'I am NOT in in the water, what are you talking about?!' and the likes. As I said, I think he's gone mad!"
The first servant just smiled and said: "Oh, that. Don't worry about his highness, he's just in The Nile."
Have a fun weekend, everybody.
Long ago in Egypt, one of the Pharaoh's servants was busy sweeping the floor of the palace. Suddenly, another, younger servant came running.
"You have to help me!" the young servant said, out of breath. "I think his majesty the Pharaoh has gone mad!"
"What makes you think so?" asked the first servant.
"Well, we were walking along the riverside, when suddenly without warning he jumped into the water! And now he's just sitting there! I try to tell him 'Please, your majesty get out of the water' but he only responds with 'I am NOT in in the water, what are you talking about?!' and the likes. As I said, I think he's gone mad!"
The first servant just smiled and said: "Oh, that. Don't worry about his highness, he's just in The Nile."
Have a fun weekend, everybody.
No place on earth, compares with home...
... And every path will bring me back from where I roam!
My (second) favourite Christmas Carol-adaption
Like many others, I do like Charles Dickens "A Christmas Carol". It's actually a bit of a fascination for me, so I've tried to see as many adaptions of it as I can get my hands on. Also, like many others, my favourite adaption has to be the Muppets-version. Watch it every christmas. It's tradition. However, there is one other animated adaption I have a soft spot for, and I only discovered it some few years ago. It's one of those made for TV-movies, barely an hour long, so the animation is okay but not stellar. And yet, I find it very charming and surprisingly true to the original work for what it is, even if it contains some cheesy original songs added in. And the fact that Scrooge is voice by none other than Tim Curry doesn't detract any points. If you have an hour to spare, I'd recommend this one:
I am no authority on fetishes
Something that's happened more than once over the years (enough that it makes me go "Wait, this again?") is that I've had messages from random peeps who want to talk to me about, like, coming to terms with themselves having a fetish, asking semi-philosophical questions like "Why do you like bondage?", "How did you first know you liked it?", "How do I tell my family I like it?" or even "Am I a bad person for liking it?" And like, on the one hand, I'm glad you're all figuring out who you are and feel like I'm someone you can ask these questions safely too and get an honest answer. On the other hand though, I'm just a guy. A guy on the internet, that you've never seen. I'm not some authority on all things bondage-related, and I'm certainly not a licensed therapist or anything. I have zero training when it comes to answering questions like this, at least in a satisfying manner. All I'm saying is that, while I'm flattered, you probably shouldn't message me or any other faceless rando
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Thanks pal. Cringe achieved.