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"Uhmmm, Boss? I've got some good news and bad news..."
"Spit it out!"
"Well, uhh, you know that trio of asshole-adventurers who's always raiding our slave-traders?"
"Euuggh, what about 'em?"
"Well, they struck against our caravan again this morning and freed all the slaves we've gathered."
"Oh my ffff-... we had, like, three dozen slaves right there, down the drain!"
"Hold on, Boss! Hold on! The good news..."
"What could possibly be 'good' after that?!"
"The GOOD news is... that they're not gonna be a problem anymore!"
"Look outside what we've got behind our wagon..."
"Well, well, well... seems like you three have ruined my financial stability for the last time..."
"Whaddya say, Boss? Should we sell 'em off?"
"I dunno... the big one'll probably not go for a lot, because those usually take the longest to tame, and not many feel like all that work, some do though... the little one we'll have no problem getting rid of, and the dragoness may bring in some gold, cuz not many's got a dragon in their stable... I dunno, the main point is that we gotta sell them at totally different places, gotta split 'em up, get it?"
"Got it like a piece a' gold, Boss! Never let 'em see eachother again, less chance for 'em to make more trouble, right?"
"... yes, and it was totally necessary for you to say it out loud like that."