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"... and just look at this one! Can you believe it? And at this price, too! Look at this fabric, the colors, the details! Isn't it lovely? Should I take this one or the green one? This one's a little bit more expensive, but the green one has a bit too revealing cleavage, then again I could just buy that blouse I was looking at for that but then it'd cost more than this one, although this one is made of silk so I'd have to be extra careful with it, then again if I buy this I just got to get that matching hair clip, don't you think?"
"Yeah, that's really, what ever..."
"Kikki!"
"What?!"
"What's the matter with you?! I thought you wanted to go shopping!"
"When Teresia said we'd go out shopping, Kikki thought that meant shopping for fun things."
"Shopping for clothes IS fun!"
"It's really not."
"Oh come on, you could use some new clothes yourself."
"Kikki has enough clothes as it is."
"Yeah, and they all look the same!"
"It's practical."
"It's dull. Here, why don't you try out this one, it really hides your big shoulders..."
"Teresia!"
"Okay, okay, geez. So, what do you iike shopping for then?!"
Later...
"... and just look at this one! Mithril-coated axe-blade for chopping, a pike for penetrating armor, perfectly balanced! And at this price too! Can Teresia believe it?!"
Teresia sighed as she looked around at all the boring chunks of steel. They'd been in there for half an hour now, and Kikki's enthusiasm hadn't subsided yet...
Here's another one I thought up myself (watcher-suggested pieces start tomorrow). And as for the title, humorous gender-stereotypes aside: Who doesn't like to go shopping for something they really like?
"Yeah, that's really, what ever..."
"Kikki!"
"What?!"
"What's the matter with you?! I thought you wanted to go shopping!"
"When Teresia said we'd go out shopping, Kikki thought that meant shopping for fun things."
"Shopping for clothes IS fun!"
"It's really not."
"Oh come on, you could use some new clothes yourself."
"Kikki has enough clothes as it is."
"Yeah, and they all look the same!"
"It's practical."
"It's dull. Here, why don't you try out this one, it really hides your big shoulders..."
"Teresia!"
"Okay, okay, geez. So, what do you iike shopping for then?!"
Later...
"... and just look at this one! Mithril-coated axe-blade for chopping, a pike for penetrating armor, perfectly balanced! And at this price too! Can Teresia believe it?!"
Teresia sighed as she looked around at all the boring chunks of steel. They'd been in there for half an hour now, and Kikki's enthusiasm hadn't subsided yet...
Here's another one I thought up myself (watcher-suggested pieces start tomorrow). And as for the title, humorous gender-stereotypes aside: Who doesn't like to go shopping for something they really like?
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"Buy the newest and finest pieces of fabric to clothe your body with.
Buy the finest instruments of maiming and killing to hack that body into pieces afterwards."
I love this, the expressions are superb.