Black Friday Auction! Highest perverted bidder gets to take home Evyn. Starting bid is $10.00!
Includes: Evyn, 2 pairs of underwear, Roll of tape, 30 feet of rope, and a wooden box. Instructions: Feed and bathe everyday, Bathroom breaks twice a day, Change clothes every two days, Untie her ropes never, Use box for transportation.
Caution: Do NOT untie her. She will bite, scratch, kick, punch, and possibly set you on fire. She WILL hurt you. Never untie her.
In reality when a girl gets kidnapped 6 times a week they hire a body guard. In fantasy when a girl gets kidnapped 6 times a week they never learn and keep getting kidnapped for the viewer's enjoyment. Now honestly which one sounds a lot better?